Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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