That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
