How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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