Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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