she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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