Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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