Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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