he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
nutella sex= disaster
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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