DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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