hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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