She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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