As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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