You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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