Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize