if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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