But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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