yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
FUCK WHALES
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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