When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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