This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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