"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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