I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize