im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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