I am puke
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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