Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
