Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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