The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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