i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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