How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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