Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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