Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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