Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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