I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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