remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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