Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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