she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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