I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
