He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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