Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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