Man, jail baloney is awful.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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