Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
