I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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