i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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