I will die if light touches me.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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