I need help removing her.
Just cropdusted the office
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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