hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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