I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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