okay pat passed out under dana's car
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dear god my vagina.
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