I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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