): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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