Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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