love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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