i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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