We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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