Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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