White coat. Heels.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
organizing the empties. That sober.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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